NSFW: Birds, Bees, And Educated Fleas

If Cole Porter were alive and writing today, his educated fleas would be mainlining online porn. And that’s why birds do it, bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love. – Cole Porter, 1928 That was some clever-ass songwriting nearly a century ago, using the excuse to “fall in love” as cover for the real goal of fucking. (Cole, I lurv you so much.) But his cheeky, sly subtlety is now an artifact for the ages. Subtlety? Jerry and David’s Guide to the World Wide Web snapped that like a twig 65...

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